Friday, May 30, 2008

When Going Through the Desert, I Prefer the Horse With No Name

So the youngest MMMBop boy had a son. Not that you care about Hanson or anything, but stay with me on this, I'm going somewhere here! So he had a son yesterday. His name is John Ira Shepard Hanson. First off, that is a crazy long name. Second off, they're calling him Shepard. SHEPARD!!!! It makes me think of Matthew Shepard and that makes me sad. Thanks a million there, Zac!

So anyway, my point being is, why do celebrities and urban people feel the need to name their kids crazy shit. I mean, I get it: you're trying to be unique...but isn't there a point where you just go too far? If you're name is Sha77quanda - two 7's not three - THEN SOMETHING IS GOING WRONG!!! Seriously!! What happened to Kate and Christopher? EH?!?! At least Zac tried. Some people just don't even care.

When I have little diaper-pissers of my own, I'm gonna just hit the key board and see what comes out.

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It's for a boy. It's pronounced Hank.

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