So the youngest MMMBop boy had a son. Not that you care about Hanson or anything, but stay with me on this, I'm going somewhere here! So he had a son yesterday. His name is John Ira Shepard Hanson. First off, that is a crazy long name. Second off, they're calling him Shepard. SHEPARD!!!! It makes me think of Matthew Shepard and that makes me sad. Thanks a million there, Zac!
So anyway, my point being is, why do celebrities and urban people feel the need to name their kids crazy shit. I mean, I get it: you're trying to be unique...but isn't there a point where you just go too far? If you're name is Sha77quanda - two 7's not three - THEN SOMETHING IS GOING WRONG!!! Seriously!! What happened to Kate and Christopher? EH?!?! At least Zac tried. Some people just don't even care.
When I have little diaper-pissers of my own, I'm gonna just hit the key board and see what comes out.
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It's for a boy. It's pronounced Hank.
Showing posts with label stupid people with too much money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid people with too much money. Show all posts
Friday, May 30, 2008
Saturday, May 24, 2008
I Really Do Think the World is Trying to Say Something Here
I love Rock Band. It is so awesome-cross. If only it was real. Then I would tour the world in that Jet I won with the roadies I stole. So much for loyalty, roadies. You're kinda sucky in that department.
But really, what I should be doing...I should be down the shore....thanks, Big Oil, for ruining that for me.
$4. That's what it is here. $4!!! A friggin' gallon! A GALL-ON! Holyfriggin'shit!!!! I'm so mad too because their whatever-quarter-we're-in earnings keep going up. If this was really because there's not enough oil or the Middle East is charging us too much, shouldn't Big Oil be LOOSING MONIES?!?! I don't get it. And I don't get a very big choice because I have to drive to do my job. I just...it's so lame.
I remember when it was only $1.25 7 years ago. It's such a huge jump, just because they can. I don't know what else to do except stop driving! But, like I said, I have to for work. I travel all over the city and need to in the shortest amount of time possible. I really only justify it because I'm a social worker, and I figure for the greater good of society I can chalk up a few bucks to some executive fat-cat's pockets.
To me, it's $40 and the opportunity to change a child's life. For him, it's highway robbery and the express lane to hell for arseholes who use political and economic loopholes and extortionary practices to keep the lowest classes down. Good job CEO-of-Big-Oil. Hope the prospect of eternal damnation makes that million dollar yacht so much more fun!!!!
As for the rest of you: enjoy your summer with no vacation because we can't even afford to drive down the street, let alone to a vacation destination.
Maybe this onslaught of natural disasters is trying to tell us something.
But really, what I should be doing...I should be down the shore....thanks, Big Oil, for ruining that for me.
$4. That's what it is here. $4!!! A friggin' gallon! A GALL-ON! Holyfriggin'shit!!!! I'm so mad too because their whatever-quarter-we're-in earnings keep going up. If this was really because there's not enough oil or the Middle East is charging us too much, shouldn't Big Oil be LOOSING MONIES?!?! I don't get it. And I don't get a very big choice because I have to drive to do my job. I just...it's so lame.
I remember when it was only $1.25 7 years ago. It's such a huge jump, just because they can. I don't know what else to do except stop driving! But, like I said, I have to for work. I travel all over the city and need to in the shortest amount of time possible. I really only justify it because I'm a social worker, and I figure for the greater good of society I can chalk up a few bucks to some executive fat-cat's pockets.
To me, it's $40 and the opportunity to change a child's life. For him, it's highway robbery and the express lane to hell for arseholes who use political and economic loopholes and extortionary practices to keep the lowest classes down. Good job CEO-of-Big-Oil. Hope the prospect of eternal damnation makes that million dollar yacht so much more fun!!!!
As for the rest of you: enjoy your summer with no vacation because we can't even afford to drive down the street, let alone to a vacation destination.
Maybe this onslaught of natural disasters is trying to tell us something.
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