"Innocently Enough"

A Text Conversation in 8 Parts, by Meghan and Friend

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Friend (Who's having a party, but no one gave him money yet): Hey guys, well you three are the only ones who gave me money, with only 2 who asked 2 pay l8r.* So im changing it 2 everyone just bringing something. So u guys have a choice, either i return the money, and u bring something, or i keep it, minus the 5 for the tee...n u dont have 2 bring anything. Let me know

Me: Um you can keep mine but i'll probably bring something too because i ...[hate] showing up empty handed. But you always have the parties and no one helps so keep it! Please! You're always too generous! Plus no one ever brings the little things like forks of napkins so use it on that :)

Friend: Forks n napkins it is!

Me: :) i'm still bringing some mother fucking boones farm!

Friend: U mean ur bringing CLASS!

Me: I always bring the class just by walking in the room! BAM!

Friend: My dick = mc2, BOOM!

Me: You like to skeet so much i need a dick sneeze gard!

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JESUS, what is wrong with us?? Me and my friends need help!

*Please note that this was written VERBATIM, as it appeared in our text messages. Unless otherwise noted, all misspelling and poor punctuation was done intentionally.